The latest live entertainment craze is set to hit the festival circuit over the coming months. HoloGram^(TM) SuperJam^(TM)  will premiere in June at Bonnaroo and is expected to amaze everyone who watches the performance from 34.24 feet away at an 89.45 degree angle.

HoloGram^(TM) SuperJam^(TM)  is being produced by enigmatic Los Angeles-based purveyors of technology, Team Hollow. The company explains via press release, “Every special HoloGram^(TM) SuperJam^(TM)  performance will feature the likenesses of late legends such as Jerry Garcia, Jimi Hendrix, Otis Redding, Miles Davis, John Entwistle and John Bonham, with more special guests to be announced. We’re extremely proud to be offering this once-in-a-lifetime performance. Where else could you see Garcia and Hendrix facing off with dueling solos, or Otis Redding belting out ‘Stairway to Heaven’ backed by John Bonham?”

In a phone interview, a company representative added, “To be entirely clear, we’re not making any claims, we’re phrasing that as a question. I mean where else could you see Garcia and Hendrix facing off with dueling solos, or Otis Redding belting out ‘Stairway to Heaven’ backed by John Bonham. We’re not necessarily saying you’ll see it here either. There are a lots of rights issues involved. Frankly, the music part is pretty up in the air, but we promise it’s going to look awesome for everyone viewing the stage from 34.24 feet away at an 89.45 degree angle.

“Plus, I also would point that we have been very precise in emphasizing that will be presenting hologram stars ‘such as’ as those musicians. We can’t be sure who is going to be available. These holograms are in wide demand and we can’t force them to play too many dates, they’ll burn out.

“From our perspective, the most important thing is that the stage is properly viewed from 34.24 feet away at an 89.45 degree angle.  That and the fact we own the trademark to HoloGram^(TM) SuperJam^{(TM )} mostly because we thought to capitalize some letters in the middle. That’s the sort of genius that will translate to the stage. From 34.24 feet away at an 89.45 degree angle.”