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Featured Column: UM’s Crystal Stew Art

12:00 AM EDT on October 27, 2009

Umphrey’s McGee is a band that has always been pushing the envelope and trying new ideas both on and off the stage. From their early days of enlisting an aggressive street team to spread copies of their live shows up to the ingenious release of their album Mantis last January (complete with bonus levels and monthly additional downloads to fans who pre-ordered), this band has never been one to rest on their laurels. A few months ago they announced their concept of a “Stew Art Series” (S2) where a small group of ardent fans could pay extra to participate in an hour of improv with the band and also get to hang out a bit, ask some questions, and take home some pretty nifty souvenirs. While this sort of thing might not be for everyone (and the $100.00 price tag could make it downright impossible for some folks to attend even if they wanted to), for a serious fan who follows the band closely, nothing could be better.

While the first S2 show took place in the band’s home turf of the Midwest, the second event happened in my own backyard here in Portland, OR. I was already planning on hitting the shows in Seattle, Eugene, and Portland, so why not check out this whole S2 thing? Yes, it’s a bit pricey but how could I pass up the chance to see how one of these things worked up close and personal? I just couldn’t. I’m a bit of a fanboy when it comes to Umphrey’s McGee, so this sounded like too cool of an opportunity to miss. I bit the bullet, waited for the on sale date, and then put the cost of the ticket on my trusty credit card. Seattle and Eugene were both great shows with Eugene being a downright filthy dance party, so my spirits were high driving back from Eugene to Portland on Saturday afternoon.

I arrived at the venue at 3:30pm sharp as instructed and went to the will call window to pick up my laminate. For some reason, the guy in the will call window was venomous. He rolled his eyes when he found out I wasn’t there to purchase any tickets. I told him I was there for the afternoon’s event and needed to pick up my laminate and he rolled his eyes again and said something like, “You don’t get those here!” and slammed the little air-hole in his will call window shut. So I leaned in and said, “So, uh, where do I pick it up, then?” He just pointed to the main door with an exasperated expression on his face. I showed my ID to the man at the main door and he quickly produced my laminate. I then proceeded to wait in line and chat with some folks near us. We were entertained by the guy in the will call window being a bitch to every person who came to the window looking for their S2 laminate (we wondered why he didn’t just scrawl a makeshift sign to hang in the glass window that read: “S2 Laminates that way” with an arrow or something).

After a short wait Don explained that we would be going to the second level of the venue known as Lola’s Room (a smaller venue on the 2nd floor of the Crystal Ballroom complex) for snacks and beverages. Upon arrival to Lola’s Room, everyone pounced on the Budweiser and Heineken Light the band provided and nibbled lightly on the potato chips, pretzels, and candy (the Reese’s Peanut Butter cups were my favorite!). We hung out and mingled with our fellow S2 attendees talking about where people were from, what the band played the past few nights, what we thought of Mantis, and any other sort of Umphrey’s related banter we could think of. After about 20 minutes, most of the band members joined the little pre-party and we talked with them, as well. All the guys were very laid back and easy to talk to and it was fun to get a chance to chat with them on a personal level. About 10 minutes later we were told it was time to up the stairs to the venue proper where we would all be participating in about an hour of group improv with the band.

It was odd to see light streaming in from every window inside the Crystal Ballroom. Shows take place at night here, so being able to see all the detail in every large painting around the spacious room was a treat. The venue is always a beautiful spot to catch a show, but it was very cool to see it bathed in so much natural light. The improvisational concept was explained to everyone: the band would be jamming off of texts the attendees would send to the sound guy Kevin who would then pick and choose which ones would go up on a large screen hanging beside the stage for the band to improvise from. They told us we would do about 15 minutes of improv, then a Q&A session and repeat for three cycles (then rinse).

As the band kicked things off with a jam based on the first words up on the screen “mudslide on mars” we were off. My initial thought was that it was funny to see Umphrey’s up on stage playing for this small group of people but no one was watching them as they were all looking down at their phones texting away. I also texted multiple messages, but quickly decided to let the others choose the themes as my texts did not appear on the screen. I figured it would be more fun to watch the screen along with the band and watch them tackle the different themes that went up.

With each new phrase on the board, usually Brendan would speak into the talkback mic to the other guys then they would take the jam in a new direction. Depending on the phrase, they might suggest a certain key for its happy or sad feel, etc. Some of the themes of the first section included phrases like “balloon boy,” “slashing tires,” “funky imperial death march,” and “I’m unemployed.” There were lots of slides on the strings and puncture sounds for slashing tires and I’m unemployed turned into a jazzy jam with Jake doing vocals about being a poor jazz musician with no day job. The bassist, Ryan Stasik, happened to be wearing a Hall and Oates t-shirt, so the text of “Hall and Oates make a porno” was particularly funny. The last theme of the section was “slowly spiraling down” which the band did and then stopped and we had some Q&A time.

Wade came out into the crowd and let people ask the band questions. People asked who writes the set lists, how much time they spend together off the road, and about the influence of other bands on their music – to name a few. The guys were joking and having fun with the answers, but also gave us some great information. There was one point when a guy in the audience was asked by Ryan if his green and yellow jersey was a University of Oregon shirt to which he replied “Packers” much to the chagrin of the band. Then they broke back into the jamming again to themes like “ping pong jazz,” “swine flu,” (they all coughed and sniffled), “Jake and Brendan only” (while the crowd was hoping for a double guitar shred-fest, they decided to do a vocal jam instead…psych!), and finished the section out with a hard slamming “skydiving with no parachute.” During one of the Q&A sessions, Jake described the genesis of the S2 series being based on Brian Eno’s “oblique strategies” cards he developed in the 70s in an effort to flesh out creative ideas in artists and make them think differently. You could tell the band really enjoyed being pushed to jam to themes they would not necessarily have thought of themselves.

After the final improv section (which included such texted jam themes as “Andy fart solo,” and “saving the princess” where Jake pretended to be the princess stuck in the tower and Brendan the prince who wanted to see her tits), the band finished up. By this time everyone was pretty loose and was feeling comfortable with the concept. It was then announced that the guys would be hanging out for the next 30 or 45 minutes for signatures, pictures, and discussion. I quickly made the rounds with my laminate and had everyone sign it for me. I chatted with Andy for a bit and also talked to Jake about the recording processes involved with producing different feels for the multiple guitar solos on the album Mantis. The band and crew couldn’t have been nicer and it was a pleasure to have some time to talk face to face with them. For me, this was probably the highlight of the entire event.

As things were winding down, I asked Jake if there was any way they could play the song “Mantis” at that night’s show in Portland. He quickly replied that they were definitely going to play the song later that night as an encore. While I felt like it was cheating a little, I also knew I paid a good price for that inside information and was stoked to be in the know. The last few of us trickled out of the venue, stopping by the merch table to see Don and pick up our signed CD of the day’s jam and Q&A sessions. The experience was very worthwhile for the serious Umphrey’s fan. My only complaint would be that it was difficult for your text to “make the cut” and get up on the screen, so there wasn’t as much of a group jam feel as I was expecting. But the hospitality, fun jams, cool swag, and quality face time with the band made it an experience I will always cherish.

A look at the inaugural Stew Art Series show at Milwaukee’s Eagles Ballroom on 10/3/09.

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John Zinkand has been a columnist at Jambands.com for the past eight years.