From the reality television innovators at VH1 comes the revival of the beloved dating competition show Rock of Love.

Eighteen years after the official launch, which awarded Bret Michaels the ultimate threesome between himself, one lucky lady, and an insatiable bitch goddess known as rock-and-roll, the bandana will be passed to another seemingly eternal stud, all 6’3” of Dead & Company hunk/ guitar hero, John Clayton Mayer.

Reissued as [Sob] Rock of Love with John Mayer, the show sheds new light on 20 broads vying for an eternal backstage pass and access to the musician’s lonesome heart, which he coyly calls “wild blue.”

It’s a shot in the dark. Yet, the show strikes a note of familiarity with returning favorites from season one, such as Chicago’s finest, Ms. Salty herself, Tiffany, who once again reminds folks, “Don’t threaten me with a good time.” Before taking the last train home. [*Cheers!* Skoo Bears!]

Mayer commented, “I guess I just feel like… [*guitar riff*].” Given the vague nature of his response, fellow returnee Rodeo offered to translate before the realization that Mayer does not have children and, therefore, she is uninterested in participating in the competition reality show… LA style.

It Shouldn’t matter, but it does. The original show’s season one runner-up, Heather, is also back with some fresh ink, replacing her Old English style 2007-era BRET on the back of her neck with JOHN to cement her commitment to another shot at love, conjuring “All I want is to be with you” energy.

TMZ attempted to reach Mayer for further comment. Instead, sources spotted the guitarist leaving Sphere, where he reportedly did a spin-jump and finger guns combo before simply saying, “Why you no love me?”

[Sob] Rock of Love with John Mayer debuts sometime in the warm months, maybe summer, but it could also be in the fall before the leaves drop. Either way, it is expected during bandana season.