Special April 1 Report

The Disco Biscuits, who were just confirmed to replace Ke$ha on the April 17 episode of Saturday Night Live, suffered a minor setback last night when guitarist Jon Gutwillig lopped off his head. Gutwillig was showing off his “mad machete juggling prowess,” while steering a golf cart with his knees when the accident took place. “The Barber” first shared news of the beheading via Facebook page while on a hospital gurney awaiting surgery. PhunkW00KW00K then reposted the account which was finally confirmed via bassist Marc Brownstein’s Twitter: “OMG thats gotta hurt. donot worry. Jon and new neck are fine. Shows will continue, more special guests. TTFN.”