Special April 1 Report

The American Association of Plastic Surgeons is proud to announce its sponsorship of the latest addition to the 2010 festival docket, mole.down. Akin to the Wanderlust Yoga & Music Festival this event will place its focus on “elective surgery and those who elect to rock.” Performers will include Scarlett Johansson, Enrique Iglesias, Mandy Moore and Rasputin. mole.down will coincide with the AAPS annual convention in Seattle on October 23-27 and will be emceed by “the person who turned out to be the Celebrity Mole in Celebrity Mole Yucatan if we can find someone who watched Celebrity Mole Yucatan. Otherwise it’s Cindy Crawford’s gig to lose.”